March 2012
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Lyrica is making me sleepy...
…but not as sleepy as I thought I would feel?
I’m only starting on 50mg though, so… we’ll see what happens in the morning.
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The 10th gif of a female in your folder is your...
poisonlollipop:
reeses-and-redbull:
fuckmyhotscore:
trollcatty:
mokamonn:
mamajudith:
howdoesiloyalty:
yuuki-bozu:
what is with the princesses and why do I have bubble-gum in my uterus
Yep.
CHRIST ALMIGHTY
I would be ecstatic But she dies ;A;
YES
o fuck
(I don’t even have 10 gifs of females in my folders, but LMAO AT FUCKMYHOTSCORE)
crysob.
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Police: "Tumblr, you're under arrest."
super-sherlock-natural:
Whovians:
Sherlockians:
Potterheads:
XMFC fandom:
Supernatural fandom:
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The Best of Hipster Edits
citizenblue:
ckents:
FOREVER REBLOG.
“NO THIS IS PATRICK” post omg. omg omg.
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southinthewinter:
I hope Rick Santorum’s mom takes him to the grocery store and then leaves him at checkout to go get something else and she’s not back before the cashier’s done scanning all the stuff.
EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
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I hope Rick Santorum opens a bottle of soda and it sprays everywhere and drips down the cabinets so whenever he tries to get a pot out his hand gets sticky.
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citizenblue:
I hope Rick Santorum goes home and realizes he’s all alone and is excited to take a poop in peace and as he goes to wipe, finds that there’s no toilet paper left.
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citizenblue:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to his kitchen pantry to go eat some raisins and then realizes after 3 handfuls that they’re mostly not raisins.
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yo-la-littlehonda:
I hope Rick Santorum gets a seat on the subway and then realizes why no one was sitting on that seat.
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velocipedestrienne:
I hope Rick Santorum draws only name cards in Apples to Apples.
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citizenblue:
I hope Rick Santorum feels bad for having a cheat day on his diet and cries about it.
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velocipedestrienne:
I hope Rick Santorum tries to return an item the day after the return policy is no longer valid. Even with a receipt.
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hazelshade:
I hope when Rick Santorum finally gets to the front of the line at the DMV he realizes he forgot his I.D.
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I Hope Rick Santorum Gets A New Hairstyle From...
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I hope Rick Santorum leaves the bathroom with his skirt stuck in his tights.
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sequ:
I hope the next time Rick Santorum is playing pokemon, the gym leader uses a full restore.
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I hope Rick Santorum walks into the bathroom with...
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I hope Rick Santorum's car starts making a funny...
stfuconservatives:
but only when he’s the only one around to hear it.
-Joe
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I hope Rick Santorum dresses up for “Spirit day” at school…on the wrong day.
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I hope Rick Santorum has post-nasal drip and no...
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I hope Rick Santorum buys his family a dog and the dog likes everyone but him.
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velocipedestrienne:
I hope Rick Santorum’s full tube of chapstick gets stuck in the lid and falls on the ground.
kitteh-neon:
I hope Rick Santorum just read the most amazing chapter of a fan fic ever but then sees that it’s unfinished and was last updated in May of 2007.
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From the parents of gotquirks:
I hope Rick Santorum gets into the “fast lane” in traffic only to find out that it’s the slow lane.
I hope Rick Santorum gets into the wrong line at the grocery store and has more than 12 items.
I hope Rick Santorum tries to order presents online at Christmas but gets an email a few days later saying they won’t be delivered in time.
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aubade:
I hope Rick Santorum is always getting locked out of his email account because he mistypes his password on his phone and then can’t read the captcha properly and can’t prove that he’s human.
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imrudeandnotginger:
I hope Rick Santorum does a load of laundry only to realize he forgot to put in the detergent.
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I hope Rick Santorum loses the game.
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I hope Rick Santorum gets called on in class to read but doesn’t even have the book open.
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I hope Rick Santorum hears the ice cream truck and runs outside but the driver doesn’t stop for him.
rufflebutts:
i hope rick santorum downloads the newest episode of parks & recreation but it’s actually a supercut of every episode of two and a half men ever
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum is running late for work and waiting on his only clean clothes to dry then checks the dryer and finds that his clothes are still wet.
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I hope Rick Santorum gets menstrual cramps.
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thisgingersnapsback:
I hope Rick Santorum gets an arrow to the knee.
thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:
I hope Rick Santorum never finds the droids he’s looking for.
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abaldwin360:
I hope Rick Santorum farts and a little poop comes out.
I’m reading these out loud to my mom and she cracked up on this one.